 | da pump- chrismas night
Tags: christmas, da, dapump, issa, ken, night, pump, yukinari
Description:
da pump
christmas night mv
issa ken yukinari
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 | The Chipmunks - Last Chrismas
Tags: alvin, asd, chipmunks, chrismas, crazy, fest, frohes, last, music, nsync, weihnachten, wham, xmas
Description:
Dieser Chipmunks Song entstand ebenfalls auf speziellen Wunsch eines
Users unsere Communtiy... :-D
Vorlage hierfür war die Scheibe
"NSYNC-Last Chrismas"-
Falls auch Ihr eine Idee für mich habt, welchen Song die Chipmunks
als nächstes singen sollen, postet es mir, ich werde mich dann
darum kümmern.
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 | Stan (Chrismas Parody)
Tags: Chrismas, Clause, Eminem, Funny, hip-hop, Jew, Jewish, Parody, rap, Santa, Santy, Stan
Description:
(A lump of coal I'm Wondering why,
I got out of bed at all.
I can't believe it's Christmas morning,
And there's no gift at all.
I thought that this was supposed to be,
A day to deck the halls.
But he forgot again,
And I'm so mad, I'm so mad.)
Chorus
A lump of coal I'm Wondering why,
I got out of bed at all.
I can't believe it's Christmas morning,
and there's no gift at all.
I thought that this was supposed to be,
A day to deck the halls.
But he forgot again,
and I'm so mad, I'm so mad.
Dear Santa,
I wrote but you ain't' brought me nuthin',
I sent you a whole gift list,
But I still hadn't got none.
I sent to letters back in autumn,
You must not have got em'.
There probably was a problem with the elf's up there or sumthin'.
Maybe them midgets didn't know that Christmas was coming.
But anyway, fuck it,
What's been up man how's your reindeer?
I put cookies on the roof for them to eat when they get here.
You missed my house this time,
That's OK, maybe next year.
Wake my ass up then and we'll have a light beer.
On my list was some things that I want you to bring me.
When you get a chance, please drop em' all down my chimney.
What I asked you for was playstation from Sony,
And Play-dough, and Lego's, and skates and a pony.
That's all I want, and this year I been good.
So please, fill up that sack and swing by my hood,
If you could, Truly yours, you're biggest fan,
This is Stan.
Chorus
Dear Santa,
I can't believe that you forgot me again.
Ain't shit sittin' underneath the tree in my den.
You didn't bring Play-dough or Lego's or Sony.
How am I supposed to get to school with no skates or a pony?
I saw you at the mall, singin' about with your choir,
When my friend called you fake, yo I called him a liar.
Now I'd like to grab your neck and set your beard on fire.
You know that song about the grandma who got run over, by the reindeer,
Who came down and landed right on her.
She got crushed on Christmas eve, now me and grandpa we believe.
That's kind' like this is, you coulda' made me believe too.
Now its too late, I'm about to convert to a Jew.
And all I wanted was a lousy gift under the tree.
But now I'm fucked up, cuz' you forgot me.
I love you Santa, we coulda' been together, think about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream, (Stanley) Mom I'll be down in a minute.
I hope you dream about elf's kicking you in the nuts,
And Frosty the snowman icing you up the but.
(Stanley!) Ok ma'. Santa I'll explain this real simple.
I'm going to see the rabbi, he's waitin' down at the temple.
Even circumcision can't be much worse that what I been through.
So next year at this time, send a filter fish.
Happy Hanukah Saint Dick,
Cuz' Stan's turning Jewish.
Chorus
Ho ho ho, Dear Stan,
I meant to write you sooner, but this year I been busy.
Santa Claus feel real bad he didn't come down your chimney.
Dangit all too, cuz you ain't been naughty, you been nice.
Guess Santa Claus checked his list once, but forgot to do twice.
Oh well, that's the way things go at the North Pole.
Sometimes hard to remember, Santa Claus gettin' old.
But what's this here about you becomin a Jew?
And cuttin' on your ding-dong, is that what they do?
Hold up right there, cuz that's sum crazy ass shit.
Santa Claus don't let nobody chop on his dick.
And what the hell you talkin' about us being together?
That type of thing there, that's for men who wear leather.
That's gay talk right there, that's H-O-M-O.
You sendin' this here letter from San Francisco?
(That's good. San Fran-sisco. That could keep me going right there.)
But anyways, oh what the hell, ohh yeah.
Don't be so gay, and about turnin' Jewish,
Call my lawyer say "Orvet".
Hang on in one more year, you got a gift comin'.
Santa Claus gonna' bring you a nice, blonde white woman.
And if Stan ain't to good, she'll look like Kate Hudson.
And that Kate Hudson, put her right up on lap,
And make all kind' sex, on his trouser shorts.(Mmm,Hmm)
Alright then I gotta go whippin' back on elf.
Marry Christmas Stan,
And don't play with yourself. Ho ho ho.
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 | Last Chrismas Guitar
Tags: Chrismas, Guitar, Last
Description:
Last Chrismas Guitar
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 | 10.29.08: Merry CHRISmas!
Tags: christopher, michaelaranda, pilocrates, vlogramen
Description:
O Christopher, O Christopher
How lovely are thy nipples
O Christopher, O Christopher
Your nipples shine so brightly
The way you dance into the light
It makes your nipples sparkle bright
O Christopher, O Christopher
How lovely are thy nipples
O Christopher, O Christopher
How lovely are thy nipples
O Christopher, O Christopher
Your nipples shine so brightly
The way you dance into the light
It makes your nipples sparkle bright
O Christopher, O Christopher
How lovely are thy nipples
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VlogRamen is:
Michael Aranda
http://www.youtube.com/michaelaranda
Stefan Chin
http://www.youtube.com/pilocrates
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 | chrismas dogs & cats song
Tags: bordeauxdog, chrismas, doguedebordeaux, song
Description:
dogs and cats Christmas song with bordeauxdoggen photograph
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 | Blue Collar Chrismas
Tags: blue, christmas, collar, comedy, correct, funny, politically
Description:
funny
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 | Mariah Carey - All I want for chrismas is you /Ãœbersetzung
Tags: All, Carey, chrismas, deutsch, for, is, Liebe, Mariah, Sehnsucht, Song, Treue, want, Weihnachtslieder, you, Ãœbersetzung
Description:
Ich geh Weihnachten in die Disco und ihr?
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 | Family Ties - "A Keaton Chrismas Carol"
Tags: Carol, Chrismas, Christmas, Family, Fox, J., Keaton, Michael, Pt.1, Pt.3, Season, Story, Ties
Description:
Family Ties: "A Christmas Story" - Part 3 (FINALE)
Original Airdate: December 15th 1982
When their ski trip is postponed by a snowstorm, the Keatons sit home by the fire, where Steven and Elyse share memories of their children's births.
When a blizzard forces the Keatons to spend Christmas at home, Elyse's gift to Steven - an album filled with fascinating old photos - sparks flashbacks to the birth of their three children.
The Keaton kids are disappointed that the weather has thwarted their weekend on the ski slopes, but the photos soon divert their attention. Former Peace Corps volunteers, Elyse and Steven recall Alex´s birth in Africa. With equal sentiment and humor, they wax nostalgic about Mallory´s delivery by Steven´s childhood friend Dr. "Crazy Larry" Waxman and about the zany misadventures en route to the hospital for ´Jennifer´s premature birth.
Written by Joanne Pagliano
Directed by Will Mackenzie
Guest stars: Peter Jurasik as Max Brown, Charles Levin as Doctor Waxman, Bruce French as Doctor Rogers, Mari Gorman as the nurse, Chris Hebert as Young Alex, and Bridgette Anderson as Young Mallory
...PLUS...
Family Ties -
"A Keaton Chrismas Carol" - Part 1
Original Airdate: December 14th 1983
Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" inspires this episode featuring Alex as the Keaton Scrooge.
A cynical Alex finds the spirit of Christmas in a dream, when he´s shown shocking visions of the past and future by ghosts of Mallory and Jennifer.
While the family enjoys trimming the tree, singing carols and taking pictures, Alex would rather listen to stock reports and finds Christmas "a silly sentimental farce" - except for the commercialism. That evening, when he drifts off to sleep, Jennifer - The Ghost of Christmas Past - takes him back ten years to a scene in the Keaton living room and a time when young Alex loved Christmas. Next, the Ghost of Christmas Future - Mallory - appears and transports Alex 15 years ahead in time. The impoverished Keaton household is a sorry sight, visited by a rich fat cat on his way to Las Vegas - the future Alex.
Written by Rich Reinhart
Directed by Will Mackenzie
Guest star: Chris Hebert as Young Alex and Kaleena Kiff as Young Mallory
Note: Episode Synopsis From Family Ties Site On http://www.sitcomsonline.com/
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 | Ciggypiggy Chrismas Eve 2005
Tags: cigarette, girl, smoke, smoker, smoking, tobacco, woman
Description:
CHRISTMAS EVE SPECIAL. Clip from Ciggypiggy.com, formerly Eurosmoke. Released Dec. 24, 2005. Great real life smoking scenes
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 | Virgin radio chrismas panto
Tags: Ben, Blessed, Brian, Christian, David, dr, Jones, Newton, O'Connel, Russ, Tandie, Tennant, who, Williams
Description:
Virgin radio chrismas panto -very funny!
David Ten-inch is extremly cute in this one!
staring: Christian O'Connel,Tandie Newton, David Tennant , Brian Blessed, Ben Jones, Russ Williams
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