 | Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Tags: Achmed, Dead, Dunham, DVD, Insanity, Jalapeno, Jeff, Jose, of, Peanut, Spark, Terrorist, the, Walter
Description: ===Stuffs===
74 million views, 21000 subscribers
===Notes===
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===Where To Buy===
Log onto www.jeffdunham.com, there he has a link to Amazon.com where you can purchase the full dvd. ^^
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 | Jeff Dunham
Tags: arguing, dunham, jalapeno, jeff, jose, myself, peanut, stick, with
Description: Jeff Dunham: Aruging with myself
Jeff with Peanut and Jose Jalapeno....on a steek!
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 | Jeff Dunham
Tags: funny
Description: more puppets
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 | Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
Tags: achmed, bomb, christmas, dead, dunham, jeff, jingle, sing, song, terrorist, the
Description: Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
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Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...
[it's not funny!]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...
I KILL YOUOUOU!
Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)
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 | Jeff Dunham and Peanut
Tags: JeffDunham, peanut
Description: Funny Shit
ok im getting part 2 soon as i can format achmed again and melvin so ill be trying to get the right format for them cuz it is very hard to format it to the right one
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 | Jeff Dunham and Bubba J
Tags: bubba, dunham, j, jeff, peanutventriliquist, sabrina, walter
Description: Jeff and Bubba
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 | Jeff Dunham and Walter on Letterman
Tags: comedy, Dunham, Jeff, Letterman, ventriloquist, Walter
Description: Jeff Dunham and Walter on The Late Show with David Letterman 9/21/06
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 | Peanut and Jeff Dunham # 1
Tags: brigurl, brigurl88, dunham, funny, jeff, peanut, sabrina, ventriliquist
Description: Ventriliquist
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 | Walter and Jeff Dunham # 1
Tags: dunham, funny, jeff, ventriliquism, walter
Description: Ventriliquist
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 | Jeff Dunham - Bubba J "Road Kill Christmas" Pop-Up Video
Tags: Achmed, Bubba, Christmas, Dunham, Jeff, Kill, Peanut, Road, Special, Very, Walter
Description: Peanut, Walter & Achmed comment on Bubba J's music video "Road Kill Christmas", from "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special"!
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 | Jeff Dunham and Melvin
Tags: Dunham, Jeff, JeffDunham, Melvin
Description: funny stuff
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